Friday, March 30, 2012

Every time they patched a hole a new one opened up as if the were forever playing whack-a-mole with their roof.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Monday, March 26, 2012

Smitty insisted on speaking in code, believing that "Hollywood types" were out to steal the "bon mots" falling from his lips.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

The well was running dry and the nuisances of daily life were fraying the writer's nerves.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

The small band of fighters easily took the dilapidated fort filled with fat and slothful government troops.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Chaos ensued after the Tea Party candidate admitted he hated tea, preferring coffee with a shot of whisky in it.