Sunday, November 30, 2014

Joe's beard was constantly full of wood shavings from his furniture making and was considered by all the local birds and rodents to provide the best material for nesting.

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Friday, November 28, 2014

The doors burst open and in tumbled the shoppers, their eyes on the shiny prize.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Monday, November 24, 2014

She jogged to Thanksgiving dinner and did calisthenics between courses, hoping this would balance out her glutenous behavior at the overabundant table.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

It started with little things being off, a screwdriver moved from its normal place, the fridge door left ajar, but soon Dave could no longer deny that there was something in his house that he had not invited in.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Friday, November 21, 2014

The greasepaint smudge on the interviewer's collar, which resembled a dancing cat, distracted Nora to the point where she eventually stopped answering his questions and just dumbly stared, unable to pull her eyes away.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

She racked up degrees at a stunning rate but never settled on a career and ended up waitressing.

Monday, November 17, 2014

The sun glints off the helmets' visors as the police begin to move forward in a tight line.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

The disco ball exploded, shattered glass raining down on the frightened dancers, as the gunmen moved slowly towards the bar.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Greg was universally lauded by his fellow competitive eaters for his glorious death by chocolate. 

Friday, November 14, 2014

Thursday, November 13, 2014

The old bull gave up trying to swish the bugs away and become an insect playground.



Wednesday, November 12, 2014

The pie sailed through the air and Will hoped hilarity would ensue, but instead he found himself in handcuffs.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Monday, November 10, 2014

She was a peacock who sashayed through life with a swagger and a wink.

Sunday, November 9, 2014

We stood arm in arm atop the wall that had kept us apart so long.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

His kids ratted him out to his wife on a daily basis and Burt wondered aloud how he had failed to instill fidelity in them.

Friday, November 7, 2014

They sat half-hidden on the garage roof with their BB guns at the ready.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Once her daily affirmations stopped working Lucy resorted to swilling whiskey and cursing the world.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

After the election they packed up and moved to Canada even though they hated the cold.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

The sky was a painting so exquisite that Raoul lost heart for his own art.

Monday, November 3, 2014

Saturday, November 1, 2014

The ghosts and ghouls, hung over and face paint smeared, stumbled away from the beds they had haunted the night before and hoped no one they knew would see them on that long walk home.