Monday, June 30, 2014

Eric was forced by circumstances to think of life expectancy in terms of days rather than years.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Friday, June 27, 2014

The naked water skiing incident earned Maria a permanent place in the town's mythology.

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

The air was thick with the smell of roasting peanuts and cotton candy.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Lance realized he was literally afraid for his life around his wife.

Monday, June 23, 2014

The hard-living author turned to children's books as a way back to his family. 


Sunday, June 22, 2014

The wild life became an undue burden for the band, but because they had built up such a reputation for partying they felt it would be unseemly to stop.

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Walt always knew if you stayed in one place long enough something interesting was bound to happen. 

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

They slapped the title "DEMOCRACY" on the little country, turned their backs and let the slaughter and corruption take its course.

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

For the former Sergeant there were no more gun battles or life and death decisions, just which side dish to have with his chicken.

Monday, June 16, 2014

Sunday, June 15, 2014

She had an encyclopedic knowledge of guns, but preferred discussing sewing techniques and hotdish recipes.

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Burt felt cut-off from his coworkers since he hated sports, despised television and felt pop culture was for cretins.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

She couldn't tell if it was the Bubblegum pop blaring from the mall speakers or the smell of corn dogs coming from the food court that made her woozy whenever she was forced to shop there.

Monday, June 9, 2014

He hates reading the obits because he sees it as lost opportunities to learn their life stories first-hand.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Julie's fan base was small - three people - and while dedicated, they weren't quite enough to support a writing career.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

As he lay dying Ralph realized he had been a hack artist and wished he had followed his muse, the world be damned.

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

The serial killer was angry about being dubbed the Rubber Ducky Drowner - due to the police finding said item at the first crime scene - and vowed to have it changed to something cooler.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Upon reflection, wearing a bear costume to rob the bank wasn't such a good idea.

Monday, June 2, 2014

They rolled out the old politician every four years to give his blessing to the next yahoo with family connections and fistfuls of cash.

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Slow dancing to an 80s power ballad they recalled a simpler time of big hair and skin-tight spandex.