Sunday, May 31, 2015

With her deadline looming Katie just couldn't stop binge watching back episodes of the Bachelor.

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Vince's voice was like a buzzsaw that eviscerated any sense of bliss in Bernie's brain.

Friday, May 29, 2015

When Dale was seated at the worst table in the restaurant the loss of his A-lister status really hit home.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

The banging in the basement wasn't a ghost after all, but Burt who had accidentally been locked down there for two days.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

We realized what we chalked up to paranoia turned out to be true after the story broke on the secret surveillance.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Monday, May 25, 2015

She spun a tale like no other, but her gift was limited to saving her skin from her many misdeeds.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

"My business is killing and business is good," Jake says, picking up his M-16 and giving it a kiss.

Saturday, May 23, 2015

He wanted to die with his boots on, but instead passed in house slippers.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Thursday, May 21, 2015

When Stan and his dog went for walks Rufus focused on squirrels, Stan on girls.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

We ran from one breaking story to another, never worrying about what any of it actually meant. 

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Cole's trumpet wails out the rage he feels at being considered a second-class citizen because of his color and sexual preference.

Monday, May 18, 2015

The troopers rolled up just as the firefight between the two gangs had begun.

Sunday, May 17, 2015

She realized every bad thing in her life had helped lead her to this point, a moment of perfect peace and happiness.

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Mike realized he had no memories of the many bands he saw in the 1990s due to his imbibing.

Friday, May 15, 2015

In the end, he realized he'd always be a 13-year-old boy at heart and not only embraced this truth, but made a career of it.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

The captain chided his men for cheering when their enemy's ship began to sink.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

At night he heard the train whistle's whine and dreamed of jumping a freight and becoming a hobo.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Monday, May 11, 2015

Everyone believed his cancer was directly linked to his being a terrible person.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Literally attached at the hip for years, the siblings declined the surgery that could have separated them.

Saturday, May 9, 2015

We knew it would be risky, but with all the big-time players in one place, the gang just couldn't resist robbing them, even if the marks were murderers, pimps, and ruffians.

Friday, May 8, 2015

Whenever I turned on my television I would wonder if there was a finite number of story ideas in the world.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Every time she began to pat herself on the back, Blair would manage to bungle something.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

The wall between reality and dream became thinner and thinner each morning.

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

"Let negativity be thy guide," he thought, sitting across from his boss who was once again nitpicking Nate's work.

Saturday, May 2, 2015

They moved to the country hoping to escape the confines of city life, but soon found they were just the vanguard of a whole bunch of other like-minded folks.

Friday, May 1, 2015

"The May Day celebrations just aren't as exciting as they used to be," thought the retired Russian general with a sigh as he watched the lackluster parade.