After his favorite restaurant burned down Ludwig would often stand in front of the charred remains and loudly reminisce about his favorite dishes hoping to engage passersby in what he considered polite dinner conversation.

Wearing a ape suit to break into the house seemed like a good idea at the time until the dogs woke up.

The general stood at the crest of the hill looking down towards the field were his starving army was camped and made the hardest decision of his life.

"I only married you because our twin siblings were in love and I was cornered," snarled Estelle to her husband of 59 years as they stood in the kitchen one night.

The cat sat at the window taunting the dogs that walked past, batting at the glass to try and catch their eye.

He dreamed big but his output was small, something the other computers often razzed him about.

She had a secret life as a gossip columnist and would often be forced to report on her own nefarious activities to maintain her anonymity.