Will thought that by fifty he should have become wise but now realized there was an infinite amount of knowledge and he'd merely scratched the surface.

There were no bad ideas except for all of Burt's, the rest of the office seemed to agree on. 

They agreed on most things except for their chores. 

 "Maybe it's time you learned about what happened to the colonists who supported the Crown," the teacher told us, unsmiling. 

 "Sure, I've fantasized about killing you," she smiled as she furiously hacked at the chicken carcass on the cutting board. 

Their conversations didn't end after her death but became more amorphous (but no less real) since they now only occurred in dreams. 

Hal professed a love for classical music and haute cuisine but the truth was he preferred classic rock and hot dogs.