Saturday, February 7, 2015

The kidnappers returned Priscilla without waiting for any ransom because of her her constant whining that a gag did nothing to curtail.

Friday, February 6, 2015

Sally was the envy of the neighborhood since the gap between her front teeth allowed for the perfect spit stream with which she was able to hit a fly from 50 paces.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Glenn became so entwined with the tough guy character he played in the movie he kept getting himself into tight situations with nary a stunt double in sight.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

The noise of the forest at night made it impossible for the city dwellers used to car horns and foot traffic to sleep.

Monday, February 2, 2015

"Last night, I thought of the perfect sentence, but I didn't write it down and now it's gone," she said, breaking down in tears.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Coughing up blood and shaking violently Joe wished he could go back in time and beat his younger self senseless for the lifestyle he had chosen.