His Natasha turned out to be a Boris.

Everyone wanted more.

As he lay dying Ralph realized he had been a hack artist and wished he had followed his muse, the world be damned.

The serial killer was angry about being dubbed the Rubber Ducky Drowner - due to the police finding said item at the first crime scene - and vowed to have it changed to something cooler.

Upon reflection, wearing a bear costume to rob the bank wasn't such a good idea.

They rolled out the old politician every four years to give his blessing to the next yahoo with family connections and fistfuls of cash.

Slow dancing to an 80s power ballad they recalled a simpler time of big hair and skin-tight spandex.