Monday, March 31, 2014

There was blood on the saddle but Brady's body was never found.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

She asked with trepidation whether they would be passing over any low bridges or high water.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Frank quickly realized the only way his dog would react to a break-in was if the perpetrator was an actual cat burglar or was wearing a squirrel costume.

Friday, March 28, 2014

Lori quit the paper, moved to the country and began raising chickens, which she found to be akin to her old job since the constant clucking sounded like the newsroom and she was well versed in shoveling shit.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Their dreams of a new world were dashed against the wall of human nature.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Although he craved revenge Ivan knew what the country needed was conciliation.

Monday, March 24, 2014

I could still make out the wild young boy in the wizened face of the man before me.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

When the flea circus operator married the lady lion tamer both acts suffered.

Friday, March 21, 2014

The captain and his cat went down with the ship, but since the dinghy was in the shallows the old sailor was able to walk back to shore, his pet perched on his head.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

In a drug haze when the robbery began, Billy sobered up when his partner began randomly blasting away inside the store. 

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

The closer I got to his house, the less certain I became of my plan.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

The terrorists flipped-flopped on what to do with their hostage and so there he sat as the years rolled by.


Sunday, March 16, 2014

The chaplain manned the machine gun and watched the German soldiers scatter as his bullets began to rip through the field.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Friday, March 14, 2014

No one in city government cared about the crime until the violence spilled out into the nicer neighborhoods.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

The bedraggled birds gathered every morning outside the door for handouts.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Trent knew that eventually his hands would get soiled from airing the world's dirty laundry on a daily basis.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Caught between personal relationships and politics, Ivana stopped going to the polls.

Monday, March 10, 2014

He shot his rifle into the air and cursed the approaching late-winter storm.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

"I hate the Internet because it constantly reaffirms my deep faith in man's stupidity and Yahoo Answers is its Holy Grail in that regard," said Joe.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

O'Brien awoke each morning with the most wonderful ideas for stories but by the time he reached his writing table they had dissipated like fog burned off by the sun.

Friday, March 7, 2014

"I now understand relativity," said Joan as the plane left the island's tarmac and headed north.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

He played dominoes with the old timers, already one of them at 15.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

The naysayers and armchair quarterbacks, when given their chance to shine, failed gloriously.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

She stopped engaging her enemies and eventually they forgot all about her.

Monday, March 3, 2014

After he threw out his television he became unable to hold conversations with his coworkers.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Saturday, March 1, 2014